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♪ The Wind in the Willows

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♪ Sang softly to me

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♪ Follow my voice

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♪ Wherever it leads

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♪ From mountains,
through valleys

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♪ To deep rolling seas

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♪ Born on the wings
of the breeze ♪

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<i>It was cold. It was very cold.</i>

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<i>Christmas had been and gone
and time moved towards the spring,</i>

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<i>but for the moment that seemed
a distant and unlikely moment.</i>

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<i>In every home in the Wild Wood
or on the river bank,</i>

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<i>ruby and sapphire logs
glowed in the fireplace</i>

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<i>and round one such, in Badger's home,
snug in the roofs of a giant oak,</i>

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<i>sat Rat and Mole and Offer
with their host.</i>

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- So we have all had Toad's invitation?
- Seems so, Badger.

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A fancy dress party! What fun!

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Yes. "A surprise appearance by your
host." That's what mine says.

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And mine.

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Oh, what's he up to now?
Foolish creature.

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Still, it should be fun, as Mole says.
But what to choose for a costume?

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I shall go as an Indian rajah.

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- Why?
- Because I always do.

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The Rajah of Jabalpur gave me
a set of robes when I was there in '73.

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- My goodness, Badger.
- There's some hard thinking for us.

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There is, indeed.

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♪ I could be a pirate bold

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♪ In the spyglass days of old

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♪ There's plunder to gain on the main
Flying the skull and crossbones

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♪ I could be a Red Indian chief
With feathers and armed to the teeth

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♪ Or an earl or a clown
With my pants falling down

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♪ And greasepaint on my fur.

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♪ I shall be a cavalier

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♪ With a sword way down to here

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♪ In doublet and hose
With a gold ring in my ear

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♪ I might be Caesar of Rome
With an emperor's palace for home

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♪ Or a policeman in blue
I'm sure to raise a cheer

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♪ Fancy dress and masquerade
It's fun to guess who's who and say

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♪ You can be whoever you want to be
When you're wearing fancy dress!

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♪ I could go as Henry the Eighth
If I had just a little more weight

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♪ Or Toulouse-Lautrec
With a brush and a palette of paints

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♪ A highwayman I could be
"Stand and deliver!" says me

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♪ A jester or Pan or a weightlifting man
With a belt around my waist.

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♪ I'll not be a pirate king
Nor a prince nor a clown in the ring

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♪ An Indian brave or a cowardly knave
Just isn't the thing

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♪ No, I'll go as I have before
In silks from Bangalore

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♪ And a turban fine from a friend of mine
The Rajah of Jawalpur.

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♪ Fancy dress and masquerade
It's fun to guess who's who and say

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♪ You can be whoever you want to be
When you're wearing fancy dress

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♪ You can be whoever you want to be
When you're wearing fancy dress! ♪

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Very good!

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Yes, the question is
what's Toad going as?

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We'd all like to know, Badger.
But he isn't telling anyone.

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He's being really mysterious. He was
going on to me about a night watchman.

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- Is he going as a night watchman?
- He said of course not!

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And then laughed himself silly.

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That won't have taken long.
Foolish, vain creature.

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- But what worries me is the weasels.
- What about the weasels?

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One of the young rabbits told me
that he'd heard two of them

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- talking about their costumes.
- Surely Toad wouldn't invite them?

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He would to get a bigger audience!

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Badger, I do believe you're right.
The weasels!

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Bloomin' useless halfwit.

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Look, I've told you already
and I'm telling you now,

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you are NOT going
as the fairy on a Christmas tree.

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But I've made the wand!

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I don't care if you've made a pair of
wings, a tutu! You're going as a burglar!

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We're all going as burglars!

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- We ARE burglars.
- Then you won't have to tell fibs.

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- Oh, Chief...
- I heard!

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Look, stupid, when we go
to Mr bloomin' Toad's party,

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- you tell people you came as a burglar.
- Yes, Chief.

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And when you're nicking things,
you say you're burglaring, right?

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Yes, Chief.

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- But, Chief...
- Then they laughs, eh?

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Haw haw haw, they laugh!

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And they walks away
and leaves you to it. Right?

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- Yes, Chief!
- Cos it's a plan! My plan!

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And very nice. Very nice.

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But I'm not going as a burglar, am I?

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- No, Chief.
- No. What am I going as?

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- As a fairy on a Christmas tree.
- I am NOT going as a fairy!

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I am going as... a policeman!

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- Where? Look out! The bobbies!
- Will you shut up, you great twit?!

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- I'm going to the party as a policeman!
- Oh.

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Oh... heh heh. Very nice.

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Very nice.

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Why?

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Wait and see.

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Just wait and see.

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If you'd be so kind...

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- Oh, it's a splendid evening.
- Old Toad's certainly done us proud.

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- I wonder what's happened to him.
- Well, I think he's saving himself.

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Saving himself?

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The invitation said
a surprise appearance.

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- I thought that meant what he came as.
- So did I, Mole.

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But perhaps he's going to surprise us
by WHEN he appears.

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Yes.

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As I was heading north to Uttar Pradesh,

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I met a wonderful man.

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Well, you certainly look the part, Badger.

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I say, Otter! Your fishmonger's costume
is quite wonderful!

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Yes. I can almost smell the fish.

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In fact, I can smell fish.

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Yes. Ah.

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Well, I like to have
the odd little snack about me.

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- Very lifelike!
- Thank you.

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Just hope it doesn't get any warmer!

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Sorry, guv!
Er, Your Admiralship.

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That's all right. We were just wondering
when Toad's going to show up.

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- Yes.
- I mean, it's... Hello.

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I'm sure I had my watch just now.

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Oh, he'll have some
scatterbrained scheme or other.

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All aimed at drawing attention.

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- You didn't see any forks out, Badger?
- No.

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- Can't find any spoons, either.
- I's going to make eating trifle messy!

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All clear. Right, another load.

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- Oh!
- Eh? What was...? Nah.

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'Ere!

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I never done it!

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Shut up, you blooming idiot!
It's me!

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Oh... cor.

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Candlesticks.
I mean, half-inch the candlesticks.

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Right.

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Oh, Chief,
that outfit gives me the creeps.

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Oh, really'? Well, next time
I'll come as a jailer.

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- Not very nice, not very nice.
- Stop moaning, then.

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- What have you got?
- One brooch, two silver spoons

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and a gent's watch.

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Right. Now we'll hide those
in the pillar box.

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Right, Chief.

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Just in case anyone starts noticing
any of our activities.

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Good hevening.

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My regards to Mrs Napoleon.

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Just in case there's any nosey parkers,
I'll provide a little entertainment.

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Oh!
I've been looking forward to this.

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- Right, dump that lot and tell the others.
- Right, Chief.

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Help! Help!

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Help! I'm stuck!

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I'm stuck!

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Oh, help!

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Ladies and gentlemen,

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could I have your attention, please?

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Hey! You lot! Shut up!

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- Who does he think he's talking to?
- Quite right.

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Now that I have your attention,
ladies and gentlemen, and Rajahs,

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I would like to introduce
a surprise item of entertainment

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what Mr Toad has asked me to provide
for his honoured guests.

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Help!

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With my burgularious colleagues,

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I would like to perform an item
from "The Pirates of Penzance"

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By Sir Arthur Sullivan
and Mr WS Gilbert.

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Stuff and nonsense!

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Ladies and gentlemen,
"The Policeman's Chorus”.

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Thank you, maestro.

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Evenin' all!

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♪ When a felon's not engaged
in his employment

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♪ Or maturing his felonious little plans

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♪ His capacity for innocent enjoyment

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♪ Is just as great as any honest man's

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♪ Our feelings we with difficulty smother

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♪ When constabulary duty's to be done

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♪ Oh, take one consideration
with another

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♪ A policeman's lot
is not a happy one

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♪ When constabulary duty's to be done
to be done

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♪ A policeman's lot is not a happy one
Happy one... ♪

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I thank you.

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Second verse.

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♪ When the enterprising burglar's
not a-burgling

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♪ And the cut-throat
isn't occupied in crime

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♪ He loves to hear
the little brook a-gurgling

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♪ And listen to the merry village chime

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♪ When the coster's finished
jumping on his mother

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♪ He loves to lie a-basking in the sun

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♪ Oh, take one consideration
with another

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♪ The policeman's lot is not a happy one

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♪ When constabulary duty's to be done
to be done

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♪ The policeman's lot is not a happy one
Happy one. ♪

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Oh, thank you. Thank you.
So unexpected.

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I thank you very much. Most kind.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Thank you. Thank you.

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Get that suit of armour out the back
door. Thank you very much. Thank you.

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Right you are.

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What's that? Crumbs! It's haunted!

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Don't be stupid! Lift!

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I can't!

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- Oh, heck!

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Look out!

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Oh, my! Look at all that stuff!

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Here, Ratty! Isn't that your watch?

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I might have known!
The weasels are robbing us!

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Now, Mr Rat, that's slander, that is!

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Villains! Take them into custody!

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Seize them! Seize them!

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Yes, villains! Arrest them!

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Now then, now then.

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- Eh?
- They shall be arrested.

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- I'll say...
- But by ME.

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- By you?
- Exactly. I ham a real policeman.

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- You look jolly weaselish to me.
- Eh?

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Oh, aha. Oh, yes.

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Well, I ham disguised as a weasel
who is attending a fancy dress party

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in the costume of a policeman.

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- Oh, goodness!
- I shall take them down to the station.

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You are under arrest.

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Yes, Constable.

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'Ere, but you're...

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So collect all that swag...
er, stolen property

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and bring it with you.
I shall require that as evidence.

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- Well, good job you were here.
- No, he's not!

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- Toad?
- I heard them plotting. Not a policeman!

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- You shut your face!
- It's Chief Weasel!

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- You villain!
- Quick! Run for it!

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Oh! Scarper!

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Look out! Quick!

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Come on! Get him!

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Help! Help!

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Oh, no! Help!

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Help!

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Help!

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- Are you all right, Toad?
- Oh... yes.

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- Thanks to my superb physical...
- Yes, he's all right.

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I still don't quite follow what happened.

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I was in the armour, up there.

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But why did you have all that stuff
in there with you?

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They put it in! Every time they pinched
something, they popped it in the armour.

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Fish forks were jolly painful!

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Oh, yes. That reminds me. I left
a smoked salmon sandwich somewhere.

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- Never mind that!
- What were you doing in the armour?

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Ratty, I was coming to the party
as a knight in armour.

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So that's what you meant
by a knight watchman!

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But once I was in, I couldn't move it.

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Ah, so you spent a night in armour
instead!

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- Very good!
- I do wish you wouldn't make jokes.

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I's not jolly well funny!

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Well, Toad, at least you kept your
promise. There's hope for you yet.

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- How do you mean, Badger?
- It said a surprise appearance by host.

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And there was!

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Yes. Even the host was surprised!

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Oh, I say!

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I say!

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Oh, honestly!

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♪ Spin me a dream

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♪ Woven silver and gold

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♪ From sunshine and shadows

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♪ And days long ago

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♪ Where people are memories

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♪ And stories unfold

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♪ Willows

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♪ The tales you have told me

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♪ Wind in the Willows

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♪ You just seem to know

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♪ Who you can turn to

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♪ And which way to go

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♪ To unwind your wondrous mind

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♪ Wind in the Willows

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♪ Take me there ♪